FREE YOUR SIDEWALK — ONE WEED AT A TIME!
Tired of playing tug-of-war with weeds? Say no more. Introducing the PARKSIDE Electro-Unkrautbrenner, aka The Weed Terminator 3000 (okay, not the official name, but it should be)!
This majestic green beast:
• Fries weeds like bacon — with nothing but pure electric heat
• Comes with a telescopic handle so your back doesn’t file a formal complaint
• Doubles as a grill starter, so it’s basically a BBQ party starter in disguise
• Looks like something Batman would use if Gotham had crabgrass
220v Plug it in. Point it. Watch the weeds go bye-bye.
No gas. No chemicals. No mercy.
Yours for just €15 (negotiable, but no I won’t throw in my lawn too).
Pickup in Enkenbach-Alsenborn or can meet on Vogelweh
DM fast — before my kids turn it into a lightsaber again.